Good suggestion, reader! Gift-giving has always been a struggle for me. For example. My second girlfriend and I exchanged Christmas gifts. I thought it went well. I gave her earrings, she gave me something, we probably held hands and snuck into a Rated R movie and then had our parents drive us home. This was like sixth grade, I dunno, I don't remember. But what I do remember is that she didn't have pierced ears. Which of course I didn't realize until she told me two years later after a traumatic middle school breakup. Whoopsies!
Anyways, I'd like to think that I've grown since then. Matured. Become less of a self-involved meanie. But still, what do you get a girl like 13? I mean, she can buy everything she'd ever want. And her fans give her awesome, heartfelt stuff, like, all of the time. You know? So I think I might wanna check out her past. Find something that she'd thought was gone. Lost. Like maybe she had some doll or something when she was a little girl, right? And she lost it. Thinks about it fondly. And I hunt one down. Painstaking effort. Find one. Have to travel to Minnesota or something to check it out. The owner (who is obviously elderly) won't let me have it. But I tell him or her about about how much I love 13, so he or she is finally like, "OMG! Young people in love! How cute!" And then he or she gives it to me for free and I give it to T. and she makes the Taylor Swift Shocked Face and loves me forever and always and we get married and live happily ever after.
Ladyhawke - Sunday Drive (Gigamesh Remix) by GIGAMESH
Lonsdale Boys Club - Light Me Up (GRUM Remix) by Lonsdale Boys Club
Aeroplane - Caramellas (Joakim Remix) by eskimorecordings
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