Florrie + The Proj + Santigold + The Knocks

So at some point T. and I are gonna have to sit down and I'm gonna be like, "We need to talk." And she's gonna be all, "OMG, WTF, I'm nervous!" And I'm gonna be like, "Look. 13. You know I love you and I'd never do anything to hurt you, right? And you know you're the only one for me, right?" And she's gonna be all, "Yea, of course!" But it's a timid answer, you know? There's an exclamation point there, but it's really just there to cover up her uncertainty.

So I take a deep breath and I'm all, "So there's this girl. This beautiful young woman. Florrie." And I dive deep into a past I thought I'd left behind. A past where I was with Florrie. And by "was with Florrie" I mean "was a corporate paralegal that watched Florrie videos on repeat every miserable day of every miserable week." I dunno. I mean yea Florrie was my first true love, but I don't think that'll bother T. Taylor is perfect, after all. I could honestly never imagine being with anyone else.

Florrie: Summer Nights by hardcandymusic

Santigold - The Keepers (The Knocks Remix) by The Knocks

Royal Highness by theproj