Scott Melker + Dash Speaks + NSR + Chaz Van Queen

Alright. Listen up idiots. I know you've all been dying for more Taylor Swift fan fiction. I mean I guess it's not so much fan fiction as it is prophecy, but anyways. Here's the deal. This whole T. running around with that Kennedy boy thing is really crushing me. Crashing weddings? First kisses? (Or just one first kiss I suppose. Whatever.) It's all been a bit too much for a growing boy to handle. (Growing tummy-wise, not height-wise.)

But screw it. You don't give up on your one true love, right? Isn't that what that little kid says in Crazy, Stupid, Love.? Or something like that? I dunno. Anyways. Yea.

One thing 13 and I will never have in common is knowing what it's like to be less talented than all of your friends. Sure, there may be "better" country artists than T. And maybe she's all, "OMG, he or she is so much better at blah, blah, blah than I am!" But at the end of the day Taylor's the most famous and wonderful person in the whole wide world and she packs arenas full of people that sing along to all of her songs. Whereas I DJ at bars with no cover and drunk people yell at each other while I play other people's songs. Scott? Dash and Noah? Chaz? These folks are all doing things. Me? I run a Taylor Swift prophecy blog.

Keep On Manhattan featuring NSR by Dash Speaks

Cornell University Alma Mater Vs. A Milli - The Melker Project by scottmelker

Everybody Hi! by ChazVanQueen