Tubetops + Scott Melker + Carly Rae Jepsen + Meek Mill + Owl City

So it's 11AM and I'm sitting naked on my couch drinking water with Airborne because, well, that's what I do at 11AM pretty much every morning. And Jersey Shore is on and I'm like, "OK, yea." And Snooki's getting punched in the face and I'm like, "People are so rubbish. Jesus, I hate people so much. Who punches a girl in the face?!" I'm just so over this world, you know?

But then. Commercial break. VMAs tonight. And are you serious with these Taylor Swift performing live at the VMAs commercials?! OMFG, ZOMG. Chills. Down my spine. Down my extremities. If that commercial were one second longer I would've died of happiness. Like is that even a thing? No idea. It's just so epic, you know? Like are you serious with the flashing text and 13 holding her guitar up in the air and the crowd roaring and the best song ever blaring? Too much. Way too much.

PS - Taylor Swift is the exact opposite of Sammi Sweetheart, right? Like the actual perfect girl v. the most imperfect girl of all time? Right? Right?

GOOD House Party TIME - The Melker Project by scottmelker

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